At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Bob
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
You can't gargle sand.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Chairman Miaow !
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
