How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!