What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.