What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !