What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture