What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair