What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.