Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)