What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Rottweiler Jokes More Rottweiler Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.