What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.