Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.