Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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Art.

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Russell

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!