What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!