What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.