What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!