What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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People got lit and turnt.

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He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Yo mama last night bro.

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In a football match, the best team wins.

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A football match !

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......