What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!