Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts