Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What country do I live?

Iran

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder