Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.