What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.