Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice