What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark