What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.