What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics