Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?