A Coke-o-nut.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out"
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
A: E-I-E-I-O.
To show the opossum it could be done.
It chickened out.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
nothing
Because they hate it.
Getting new shoes every week.
For me it's three weeks.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
Inverse
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Nothing. It's a free country.
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
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