What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

O Jokes More O Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*