What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing