What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...