Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing