Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday