Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.