What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."