Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Just put it on my bill
A job application.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Coincerned