Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
A bench can support a family of four.
On some of them you actually have a voat
I drink because I am.
TAKBEER!
You boil the hell out of it.
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
A: Hold my purse.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
To play the slop machine !
