What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.