Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth