What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)