A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
A double crosser.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
