What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.