What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.