What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.