How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!