Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.