Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.