What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.