How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!