None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
A fish!
A saucer-er!
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Manhatin'
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
A: One but don't expect results.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!