Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting