Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting