Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.