What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!