How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.