How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!