What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.