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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Avon Jokes More Avon Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Research Jokes More Research Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.