How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!