How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.