Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Grasp Jokes More Grasp Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.