Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."