What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.