What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.