Awaken, my pump- "
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Mourning Wood
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
Pump kin.
With a plunger.
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...