What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.