What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!