What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)