What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.