What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.