Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
No, it's the C.
With a pair of Caesars.
A Suhhh Dude